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You Have No Excuse For Disliking Vegetables
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Albert Burneko
February 4, 2023
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Send Me Your Food Questions
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Albert Burneko
January 17, 2023
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
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I’ll Have What No One Is Having
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Soraya Roberts
January 16, 2023
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Attempts Panettone, For The Simple Joy Of Baking
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Kelsey McKinney
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December 28, 2022
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My Damn Oven Died Just In Time For Thanksgiving
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Albert Burneko
November 23, 2022
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Collapses Under The Weight Of Patisserie Week
116
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Kelsey McKinney
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November 18, 2022
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trips Into The Deep Fryer Of Pastry Week
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November 11, 2022
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Loses Its Cool In Custard Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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November 3, 2022
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Let’s Make The Chili That, Uh, I Made This Week
250
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Albert Burneko
October 29, 2022
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Melts Under The Pressure Of Halloween Week
141
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 26, 2022
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Plays Fast And Loose With Dessert Week
152
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Chris Thompson
October 17, 2022
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Ignores Mexican Week
345
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Chris Thompson
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October 10, 2022
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Conquers Bread Week
165
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Kelsey McKinney
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October 5, 2022
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A Delicious Thing To Do With Some Mushrooms
216
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Albert Burneko
October 1, 2022
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Succumbs To Biscuit Week
270
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
September 26, 2022
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grapples With Cake Week
313
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
September 20, 2022
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Green Action!
114
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Albert Burneko
September 17, 2022
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You Can Throw Together A Cobbler, No Sweat
229
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Albert Burneko
August 20, 2022
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It’s Tomato Time; Let’s Make A Caprese Salad
166
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Albert Burneko
August 6, 2022
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Summer Cries Out For The Rise Of Coffee Granita
119
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Chris Thompson
August 5, 2022
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Do You Dare Flip Your Eggs The Insane Way?
366
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Albert Burneko
July 23, 2022
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Let’s Roast Some Beets
248
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Albert Burneko
July 9, 2022
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Let’s Make Some Cold Soup
210
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Albert Burneko
June 25, 2022
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Let’s Make Cacio e Pepe
252
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Albert Burneko
June 11, 2022
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Let’s Sauté Some Rapini, Because I Forgot It’s Memorial Day Weekend
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Albert Burneko
May 28, 2022
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