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Marcus Maye’s Butt Pick Was The Only Thing That Went Right For The Jets Today

October 18, 2020

This Little Football Game On My Phone Is Fun As Hell

October 18, 2020

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The Houston Astros Are Now Free To Fuck Off

October 18, 2020

Tim Tebow’s Proposed Like-To-Respect Exchange Rate Is Unstable Enough To Send Us Into A Clout Recession

October 16, 2020

Defector Up All Night

Nick Saban’s Got COVID-19

October 14, 2020

Was Tom Brady Crud Tonight?

October 9, 2020

Bill O’Brien Had All The Control And No More Excuses

October 5, 2020

This Is So Stupid

Low TV Ratings For The Presidential Debate Prove That The American Public Has Been Turned Off By Politics

October 2, 2020

Raiders Owner Concerned After Several Maskless Players Congregate Indoors With Nathan Peterman

September 30, 2020

Sports Highlight Of The Day

The Sports Lowlight Of The Day Is This Bailiff Tumbling Down The Stairs As He Tries To Uphold A Broken System

September 25, 2020

David Chao Shares The Only Expertise He Has By Weighing In On A Chargers Doctor’s Screwup

September 23, 2020

Was Tom Brady Crud Today?

September 21, 2020

Defector Up All Night

Clint Frazier Is Friend To All Bugs

September 21, 2020

Surely You Won’t Guess What The Falcons Did With A 29-10 Halftime Lead

September 20, 2020

Media Meltdowns

Adam Schefter Teases Report Of Al Riveron’s COVID-19 Case In The Greasiest Possible Way

September 20, 2020

The Celtics Should Yell At Each Other More Often

September 20, 2020

The NFL Can Probably Get Rid Of The Preseason For Good

September 14, 2020