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History Repeats: Red Squirrel Gets STUCK In Manhole Cover In Germany, Just Four Years After Similar Squirrel’s Manhole Stranding
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Sabrina Imbler
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Behold An Ancient Fish’s Moment Of Sheer Regret
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April 9, 2023
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Thorvald, World’s Oldest European Hedgehog, Was Killed By Dog At Age 16
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