Skip to Content
Subscribe
Log In
Menu
Search
Search
Crosswords
NFL
NBA
NHL
WNBA
Soccer
Podcasts
Arts And Culture
Politics
Science
About Us
Send Us A Tip (News)
Send Us A Tip ($)
Merch Shop
How To Pitch Defector
How To Comment On Defector
Defector Freelancer Policies, Created In Partnership With The National Writers Union
Crossword Submission Guidelines
Masthead
Defector Hall of Fame
Log In
Subscribe
Defector X (formerly Twitter)
Defector Twitch
Defector Bluesky
Sabrina Imbler
charismatic megafauna (they/them)
Connect
simbler@defector.com
@aznfusion
Creaturefector
How A 170-Year-Old Lizard Finally Came Home To Jamaica
29
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
August 14, 2024
Capital
Is It Ethical To Be A Billionaire In Neopets?
85
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
August 7, 2024
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.
Creaturefector
How To Eavesdrop On A Seal In A Crowd Of 90,000
26
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
August 6, 2024
Creaturefector
Frankly It Would Be Surprising If No Sharks Were On Cocaine
60
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
July 25, 2024
Creaturefector
No One Person Should Be Able To Own A Dinosaur
69
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
July 21, 2024
Wings Week
Bat Boy Summer Goals: Hang With The Bros, Chow Down, And Make A Lot Of Sperm
24
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
July 18, 2024
Wings Week
How I Learned To Moth And Embrace The Dark
It’s like birding, but for moths.
66
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
July 18, 2024
Wings Week
Watch As Honeybee SLAPS Ant In Heated Exchange
44
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
July 17, 2024
Creaturefector
Make A ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Spin-Off But This Time It’s Ants
33
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
July 3, 2024
Creaturefector
Charlotte, The Stingray At The Heart Of Scandal, Has Died
69
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
July 2, 2024
Creaturefector
Does A Rat Need A Reason To Glow Ethereally?
25
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
June 26, 2024
Creaturefector
A Slimy New Contender For The Olympic Diving Team?
28
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
June 24, 2024
Creaturefector
The “It Girl” Spiders That May Or May Not Be Taking Over The East Coast, At Some Point, Eventually
107
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
June 24, 2024
Defector Up All Night
It’s A Lovely Day In The Pleistocene And You Are A Horrible Giga-Goose
183
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
June 20, 2024
Creaturefector
Did Your Mother Cradle You Lovingly In Her Suckers?
41
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
June 13, 2024
Announcements
The Normal Gossip Summer Guide To Eavesdropping
38
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
,
Alex Sujong Laughlin
, and
Sabrina Imbler
June 13, 2024
Creaturefector
The Big Bug Migration Of The Pyrenees Mountains
56
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
June 12, 2024
Creaturefector
Why The Matador Bug Is A Walking Red Flag
20
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
June 4, 2024
Creaturefector
If You Give An Ant A Panera Charged Lemonade It Will Become More Powerful Than You Could Possibly Imagine
118
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
May 23, 2024
Creaturefector
The World’s Sneakiest Fish Just Got Sneakier
36
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
May 16, 2024
Arts And Culture
The Ideas Of ‘The Idea Of You,’ According To Us
151
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
and
Sabrina Imbler
May 15, 2024
Arts And Culture
The Myth Of An Apolitical Eurovision
110
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
May 12, 2024
Creaturefector
Everything You Need To Know About The Cicadas, As Well As Some Additional Cicada Information That Is Less Crucial But Still Provocative
125
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
May 10, 2024
Science
Can We Exhume Gender From The Long-Dead?
77
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
May 9, 2024
Creaturefector
Want To Eat This Snake? What If It Was Dead, Bleeding From The Mouth, And Covered In Poop? What Then?
73
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
May 9, 2024
Newer
Older