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The Cheap Get Cheaper
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Ray Ratto
March 23, 2022
NFL
The QB Carousel Spins At Unsafe Speeds
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Ray Ratto
March 22, 2022
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English Premier League
America’s Most Feckless Owners Want In On Chelsea
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Ray Ratto
March 22, 2022
NFL
John Clayton Loved Football More Than You Did
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Ray Ratto
March 20, 2022
College Basketball
This March Madness, Consider Suffering In Silence For Once
147
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Ray Ratto
March 18, 2022
NBA
Which Specific Form Of Lakers Humiliation Are You Rooting For?
159
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Ray Ratto
March 18, 2022
MLB
The Stove Is Back On And It’s Hot As Hell
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Ray Ratto
March 17, 2022
NBA
The Warriors Were Healthy Just Long Enough To Get Their Hopes Up
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Ray Ratto
March 17, 2022
MLB
The A’s Have Made A Science Of Giving Up
153
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Ray Ratto
March 16, 2022
Soccer
Chelsea’s Win Felt Mercifully Routine
32
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Ray Ratto
March 13, 2022
Death To The NCAA
Will Wade Just Couldn’t Help Himself
100
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Ray Ratto
March 13, 2022
NHL
Sabres Fans’ Last Laugh Should Probably Be A Sob
86
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Ray Ratto
March 11, 2022
MLB
With Baseball Back, What Are You Supposed To Do With All That Bitterness?
203
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Ray Ratto
March 11, 2022
NBA
I Suppose What The Warriors Needed All Along Was Will Ferrell
74
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Ray Ratto
March 9, 2022
MLB
Now Is The Time To Find One MLB Owner To Hate More Than Ever
185
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Ray Ratto
March 6, 2022
NBA
If LeBron James Can Score 56 Points Every Game, The Lakers Might Be Alright
49
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Ray Ratto
March 6, 2022
MLB
What’s The Price Of Shame?
188
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Ray Ratto
March 2, 2022
MLB
Everyone Becomes A Loser Eventually
140
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Ray Ratto
February 28, 2022
Soccer
U.S. Soccer Got Dragged Kicking And Screaming Into One Good Decision
79
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Ray Ratto
February 22, 2022
Horse Racing
Dead Horse Guilty
141
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Ray Ratto
February 22, 2022
NBA
Chris Paul And The Suns Deserve A Hand
52
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Ray Ratto
February 17, 2022
NFL
I’m Not Sure How My Manhood Got Dragged Into This
188
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Ray Ratto
February 16, 2022
Figure Skating
The Kamila Valieva Saga Is Going To Get Weirder Before It Gets Better
168
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Ray Ratto
February 15, 2022
MLB
Rob Manfred Either Thinks The Owners Are Idiots, Or That You Are
194
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Ray Ratto
February 11, 2022
NHL
Things Just Got Interesting In The Granato-Ferraro Household
54
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Ray Ratto
February 11, 2022
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