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NFL
Kirk Cousins And Matthew Stafford Delivered Some Great Performances When Their Teams Needed Them Least
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Lauren Theisen
January 3, 2021
The Fights
I Hope To God I Never Understand How This Ryan García Knockout Really Feels
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Lauren Theisen
January 3, 2021
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NFL
The Bills Played Bold Football And Had A Hell Of A Good Time
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Lauren Theisen
December 29, 2020
NFL
Watch Out, The Seahawks Have A Defense Now
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Lauren Theisen
December 28, 2020
NFL
The Failed Fumble Recovery In The End Zone Is The Worst Way To Score And I Love It
61
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Lauren Theisen
December 21, 2020
Death To The NCAA
Even The Ads For College Football Are Stupider This Year
54
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Lauren Theisen
December 16, 2020
NFL
These Are Not The Same Old Browns
54
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Lauren Theisen
December 15, 2020
NFL
The Rams Danced On The Grave Of The Patriots Dynasty
93
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Lauren Theisen
December 11, 2020
This Is So Stupid
Proud Hoosiers, Now Is The Time To Take Up Arms Against Your Hated Buckeye Neighbors
243
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Lauren Theisen
December 9, 2020
NFL
Chase Young Was There When Washington Needed Him Most
34
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Lauren Theisen
December 8, 2020
NFL
You Take The Playoffs Every Time
102
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Lauren Theisen
December 7, 2020
Pro Wrestling
Sting’s Return Proves There’s Nothing Like Wrestling Nostalgia
126
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Lauren Theisen
December 3, 2020
Death To The NCAA
College Basketball Is Such A Bummer Right Now
85
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Lauren Theisen
December 2, 2020
Life Lessons
Cook With A Timer, You Neanderthals
128
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Lauren Theisen
November 26, 2020
MLB
The Rays, Who Had The 28th-Highest Payroll Last Year, Are Reportedly Looking To Dump Salary
112
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Lauren Theisen
November 24, 2020
Pro Wrestling
AEW’s Women Need More Than 20 Minutes A Week
51
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Lauren Theisen
November 19, 2020
MLB
Robinson Canó Will Lose $24 Million After Testing Positive For Archaic Steroids
112
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Lauren Theisen
November 18, 2020
The Fights
Try As It Might, Boxing Couldn’t Ruin Terence Crawford’s Return
33
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Lauren Theisen
November 16, 2020
NFL
Mike Vrabel Switched Punters And Hoo Boy Did It Blow Up In His Face
94
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Lauren Theisen
November 13, 2020
NHL
Here Are Some Very Good Reasons To Trust The Yzerplan
96
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Lauren Theisen
November 12, 2020
NFL
Dalvin Cook Looked Like A Young Adrian Peterson, In Front Of Adrian Peterson
31
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Lauren Theisen
November 9, 2020
MLB
MLB Concludes Investigation Of Justin Turner’s World Series Celebration, Determines He Shouldn’t Have Done That
77
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Lauren Theisen
November 6, 2020
NFL
It Really Did Feel Nice To Watch Aaron Rodgers Destroy The Niners’ B-Team
81
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Lauren Theisen
November 6, 2020
Rugby
Please Enjoy The Ruthless Competence Of New Zealand’s Rugby Team
93
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Lauren Theisen
November 3, 2020
The Fights
Naoya Inoue Is Coming To The U.S. And Oh God He’s So Scary
29
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Lauren Theisen
October 30, 2020
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