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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Jamboroo
I Am The Bullshit King Of My Household
343
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Drew Magary
February 15, 2024
Arts And Culture
I Am A ‘Top Boy’ Boy Now
61
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Drew Magary
February 15, 2024
Funbag
Autoplay Wants To Eat Your Humanity
702
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Drew Magary
February 13, 2024
Jamboroo
Patrick Mahomes Owns The NFL
522
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Drew Magary
February 8, 2024
Funbag
There’s No Such Thing As A System Quarterback
873
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Drew Magary
February 6, 2024
Jamboroo
“Who Took A Giant Shit In The Drug Test Toilet?!” Your Annual POOPOROO
161
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Drew Magary
February 1, 2024
Funbag
Help! My Daughter Eats Soup Like An Animal!
686
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Drew Magary
January 30, 2024
Jamboroo
All Right-Thinking Americans Agree: We’re Sick Of The Chiefs
566
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Drew Magary
January 25, 2024
Overexplained Lists
New York Times Games, Ranked
336
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Drew Magary
January 24, 2024
Funbag
The Trouble With Cris Collinsworth
690
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Drew Magary
January 23, 2024
NFL
I Am The Coach Now
333
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Drew Magary
January 18, 2024
Funbag
Some Basic Rules For Proper AirPod Etiquette
622
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Drew Magary
January 16, 2024
NFL
Kirk Cousins Has To Go
401
Comments
Drew Magary
January 12, 2024
Jamboroo
This Postseason, Root For The Money
468
Comments
Drew Magary
January 11, 2024
Funbag
The Cult Of The New Is Why Everything Feels So Old
586
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Drew Magary
January 9, 2024
College Football
26 Years Later, Michigan Finally Bests Nebraska
224
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Drew Magary
January 9, 2024
Jamboroo
What Happens When Players Start Opting Out Of The College Football Playoff?
448
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Drew Magary
January 4, 2024
Funbag
I Have It On Good Authority
686
Comments
Drew Magary
January 2, 2024
Jamboroo
When Your Kids Are Kids Again
366
Comments
Drew Magary
December 21, 2023
Hater's Guide
The 2023 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
725
Comments
Drew Magary
December 20, 2023
Funbag
Put In That Mouthguard, Young Man!
641
Comments
Drew Magary
December 19, 2023
Jamboroo
I Don’t Want To Live In A World Where Mike McCarthy Has His Shit Together
318
Comments
Drew Magary
December 14, 2023
Funbag
Hear Me Out: Safe Bears
838
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Drew Magary
December 12, 2023
Arts And Culture
Six Things You Are Not Allowed To Say To Me About ‘Godzilla Minus One’
194
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2023
NBA
Can Anthony Davis Just Do That, Like, Every Game?
65
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2023
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