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Drew Magary

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Funbag

The Upside Of Shame

Cincinnati Bengals Fan Rally Ahead Of Super Bowl LVI

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Let Us Charge Into A Weekend Of Super Bowl Excess

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Do You Eat Meals One Food At A Time Or All Together?

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Life Lessons

Hear Me Out: Let’s Bring Back Tucking Your Napkin Into Your Collar

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What The Fuck Happened Between The Vikings And Jim Harbaugh?

23 Jul 1995: A view inside a port-a-potty that implies the toilet as the home of the San Francisco 49ers at the Dallas Cowboys training Camp in Austin, Texas. Mandatory Credit: Stephen Dunn/ALLSPORT

Cowboys Camp

“Just Remember The Next Time A Dog Licks You That They Will Eat Anything.” Your 2022 Super Bowl Pooporoo!

Attendee uses a virtual-reality headset, at the VR/360° Filmmaking Masterclass For Women- Industry Night on January 28, 2022 in Nairobi. - The VR/360° Filmmaking Masterclass For Women is dedicated to strengthening the creative economy in different sectors in Kenya. The project consists mainly of training & workshops for creatives and related events. (Photo by Simon MAINA / AFP) (Photo by SIMON MAINA/AFP via Getty Images)

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You’re Gonna Be In This Goddamn Metaverse Whether You Like It Or Not

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And Now, Your State Of The NFL Address

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How To Tell People When You’ll Be Free To Hang

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I Am The Tiger

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The Best Reason To Have Kids Is To Play With All Their Crap

Chicago Bears v Minnesota Vikings

Nothing Kills A Football Team Quite Like A Three-And-Out

A young woman smiles as she poses at a desk in an office-like environment, one hand on a document and the other on the keys of a Clary adding machine, mid to late 1950s. (Photo by Tom Kelley/Getty Images)

Bookkeeping At The Office

The Dreaded Math Has Made Sports More Entertaining

Head coach Mike Zimmer of the Minnesota Vikings looks on from the bench on the sidelines during warm ups prior to the game against the Chicago Bears at U.S. Bank Stadium on January 09, 2022 in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

Mike Zimmer’s Tenure Was Even Uglier Than It Looked

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I Am Your Greatest Horror: The Dad Fact Dispenser

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When’s The Last Time You Cried From Physical Pain?

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA - DECEMBER 27: Emmanuel Ogbah #91 of the Miami Dolphins sacks Ian Book #16 of the New Orleans Saints in the fourth quarter of the game at Caesars Superdome on December 27, 2021 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images)

Miami Dolphins v New Orleans Saints

The Integrity Of The Games Has Never Mattered

PASADENA, CA, DECEMBER 17: Candy Cane lights and a projected "Happy Holidays" wish adorn a house on December 17, 2003 in Pasadena, California. Many of southern California's better holiday lights displays are in Pasadena. (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)

Pasadena Residences Celebrate Christmas

Candy Canes Are Shit

INGLEWOOD, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 04: NFL commissioner Roger Goodell looks on before the Las Vegas Raiders play against the Los Angeles Chargers at SoFi Stadium on October 4, 2021 in Inglewood, California. (Photo by Sean M. Haffey/Getty Images)

Las Vegas Raiders v Los Angeles Chargers

Roger Goodell Will Always Be A Gutless Stooge Fuck

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Hater's Guide

The 2021 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

German Chancellor Angela Merkel sings with Carol Singers from across the country during a reception at the Chancellery in Berlin on January 7, 2020. - Traditionally, children dressed as the Three Kings go from house to house after Christmas and before Epiphany to collect money for charitable projects of the Roman Catholic church. (Photo by Odd ANDERSEN / AFP) (Photo by ODD ANDERSEN/AFP via Getty Images)

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The Five Worst Christmas Songs

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Actually, Teaching Your Kid To Drive Is Fucking Great

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Help! My Spouse Hates Cooking (And Eating Too)!

during the AFC Divisional Playoff Game at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on January 17, 2016 in Denver, Colorado.

Divisional Round – Pittsburgh Steelers v Denver Broncos

The Great Whitewashing Of The American Fan

Seattle Seahawks v Jacksonville Jaguars

A 40-Team NFL Is A Terrible Idea That I’d Absolutely Live With