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They caught Albert Pujols, the fastest man alive STEALING ๐๐๐ฎ๐ โโ๏ธ pic.twitter.com/18MeK5R0Xc
— Baseball Doesn't Exist (@BaseballDoesnt) April 14, 2022
Sir, you are 42 years old.
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