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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Baltimore Ravens
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Drew Magary
August 24, 2023
NFL
Tyler Huntley Did The Bad Thing
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Tom Ley
January 16, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Baltimore Ravens
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2022
NFL
John Harbaugh’s Decision Accepted The Limitations Of “Next Man Up”
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Samer Kalaf
December 6, 2021
NFL
When The Football Is Meaningless, What’s Left?
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Chris Thompson
December 3, 2020