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A $5.9 Million Home To Lie To Ourselves In

I have an very narrow view of how incredibly expensive houses should be, and that was entirely dictated by watching The Parent Trap (1998) too many times. I only accept three types of fancy, very expensive homes in my imagination: Lots of land where everyone wears denim and something is farmed or harvested; Regal family townhome with crown moulding, spiral stairs and lots of dark wood built-ins; Penthouse apartment that looks like it is owned by a robot.

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