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CHRISTIAN PULISIC NUMBER ONE USA BABYYYYYYYY

MADRID, SPAIN - APRIL 27 Christian Pulisic of Chelsea celebrates after scoring their side's first goal during the UEFA Champions League Semi Final First Leg match between Real Madrid and Chelsea FC at Estadio Alfredo Di Stefano on April 27, 2021 in Madrid, Spain. Sporting stadiums around Spain remain under strict restrictions due to the Coronavirus Pandemic as Government social distancing laws prohibit fans inside venues resulting in games being played behind closed doors. (Photo by Angel Martinez/Getty Images)
Photo: Angel Martinez/Getty Images

ATTENTION TO THE HATERS AND THOSE WHO SAID THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME, ATTENTION ATTENTION, CHRISTIAN PULISIC HAS PLACED THIBAUT COURTOIS INTO THE TOILET AND PULLED THE LEVER UNTIL IT WENT “FLUSH.” USA CHAMPION WORLD CUP 2022 GUARANTEED, REAL MADRID CRYING THEY CANNOT BELIEVE IT, OTHER NATIONAL TEAMS ALSO CANNOT BELIEVE IT; THEY LITERALLY CANNOT.

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