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                  Funbag

                  An Ode To Shredded Cheese

                  Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Today, we’re talking about deodorant, tall people, Thanksgiving, jerking off, and more.

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                  Drew Magary
                  SEATTLE, WA - FEBRUARY 26: Cheese is displayed for sale at Amazon Go Grocery on February 26, 2020 in Seattle, Washington. The store in Seattles Capitol Hill neighborhood is Amazons first large retail grocery location that uses the cashier-free model. (Photo by David Ryder/Getty Images)

                  Every Sports Fan Should Live On The West Coast

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                  Drew Magary
                  POINT MUGU, SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA: Beachgoers catch the last of the sunset light in the ocean alongside the Pacific Coast Highway ahead of July 4th weekend. Most Beaches and beach parking will be closed from the 3rd through to the 5th of July as California fights rising Covid-19 infections. (Photo by Brent Stirton/Getty Images)

                  Should I Feel Bad For Trying To Get Laid During The Pandemic?

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                  Drew Magary
                  little boy and little boy kissing at party

                  Your 2020 Election Day Funbag

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                  Drew Magary
                  CHARLESTON, SC - NOVEMBER 03: People line up to vote at the Hazel Parker Playground on Election Day on November 3, 2020 in Charleston, United States. After a record-breaking early voting turnout, Americans head to the polls on the last day to cast their vote for incumbent U.S. President Donald Trump or Democratic nominee Joe Biden in the 2020 presidential election. (Photo by Michael Ciaglo/Getty Images)

                  Fuck Sliders

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                  Drew Magary
                  <> on September 17, 2016 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

                  Help! My Daughter Wants To Be A Murderer For Halloween!

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                  Drew Magary
                  NEW YORK - OCTOBER 31: Children gather during the annual Children's Village Halloween Parade October 31, 2002 in New York City. The city will celebrate its annual Halloween parade for adults on Sixth Avenue this evening. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)

                  My Son Eats Wrong

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                  Drew Magary

                  When Is The Best Time To Put On Fresh Undies?

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                  Drew Magary

                  Brodie Grundy Is A Hilariously Shitty Name And I Can’t Get Enough Of It

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                  Drew Magary
                  SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - JUNE 26: Shane Mumford of the Giants competes for the ball against Brodie Grundy of the Magpies during the round 4 AFL match between Greater Western Sydney Giants and Collingwood Magpies at GIANTS Stadium on June 26, 2020 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Ryan Pierse/Getty Images)
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                  Lemme Fucking Tip People!

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                  Drew Magary
                  A waitress serving a couple at a diner, USA, circa 1935. (Photo by Keystone View Company/Archive Photos/Getty Images)

                  I Gained Weight In Quarantine And It’s Making Me Miserable

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                  Drew Magary
                  A 13 year-old boy, who weighs 14 stone, is helped to his feet by his companions, 3rd June 1931. They are part of a group of fat boys being entertained to tea at the Guildhall, London, before one of them is chosen to take part in a historical pageant in Rochester, Kent. (Photo by Keystone/FPG/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)
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