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Funbag

I Am Politely Asking TV Broadcasters To Stop Reading Tweets On Air

They post the tweet on the screen and then they read the goddamn thing out loud to you. Happens every game. Happens every 10 minutes on CNN.

The Time I Libeled Myself After Waking Up From A Coma

NFL Coaching Trees Are A Scam

at Hard Rock Stadium on December 11, 2017 in Miami Gardens, Florida.

How To Not Suck At Writing

Hear Me Out: A Pi Jersey

XXX during the NFL game at the University of Phoenix Stadium on October 17, 2016 in Glendale, Arizona. The Cardinals defeated the Jets 28-3.

I Hope I Get Old Before I Die

Senior people playing leisure game

You Have To Earn The Right To Fuck Off At Work

Businessman sitting in office, portrait

I Wanted The Pandemic To Be Over So Badly I Stopped Paying Attention To Reality

SCHOOLCRAFT, MI - AUGUST 30: Students return for the first day of the school year at Schoolcraft Elementary on August 30, 2021 in Schoolcraft, Michigan. The Schoolcraft Community School district, like many school districts throughout the country are adapting to mask mandates for teachers and students due to the current surge of Covid-19 cases. (Photo by Matthew Hatcher/Getty Images)

It’s Decided. I’m Moving To Arica, Chile.

The Arica-La Paz train, connecting Chile and Bolivia, runs in Arica, some 2000 km north of Santiago, on May 13, 2013. AFP PHOTO / CLAUDIO SANTANA (Photo credit should read CLAUDIO SANTANA/AFP via Getty Images)

If You Could Remember Every Single Thing, Would You?

What’s The Point Of Wolf Blitzer?

on November 22, 2016 in New York City.

What’s The Most Annoying Type Of Fan?

and

28 Aug 1999:A view of two fans of the Florida State Seminoles who paint their bodies in the school colors for support during the game against the Louisiana Tech Bulldogs at the Doak Campbell Stadium in Tallahasse, Florida. The Seminoles defeated the Bulldogs 41-7. Mandatory Credit: Scott Halleran /Allsport

I Went To The Beach And All I Got Was This Petty Existential Rage

BENIDORM, SPAIN - JULY 22: People sunbathe at Levante Beach on July 22, 2015 in Benidorm, Spain. Spain has set a new record for visitors, with 29.2 million visitors in June, 4.2% more than the same period in 2014. Spain is also expected to be the main destination of tourists seeking a value-for-money all-inclusive holiday after the Tunisia attack. (Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images)

No, You Couldn’t Beat A Pro Golfer At Minigolf

OSKALOOSA, IOWA - JANUARY 25: Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang plays mini-golf after holding a town hall meeting at Penn Central Mall January 25, 2020 in Oskaloosa, Iowa. While three of the top-polling Democratic presidential candidates are U.S. Senators and must be in Washington for the impeachment trial of President Donald Trump, millionaire businessman Yang continues to campaign across Iowa ahead of its all-important caucuses scheduled for February 03. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Do Any NBA Players Smoke Cigarettes?

A Completely Useless Guide To Switching Careers

There Are A Million Ways To Avoid Calling Yourself An Alcoholic

Consider The Manatee

Diana Moskovitz

A manatee feeds on cabbage in the aquarium at the Vincennes zoological gardens (Parc zoologique de Vincennes) in Paris on April 4, 2019. - The zoo of Paris will celebrate five years since its reopening on April 12, 2019. (Photo by Philippe LOPEZ / AFP) (Photo credit should read PHILIPPE LOPEZ/AFP via Getty Images)

Parental Screen Angst Is A Disease

on September 22, 2012 in Ruesselsheim, Germany.

Can I Take A Shit At An Open House?

An interior view of a bathroom with matching flowered wallpaper and shower curtain and blue sink, bathtub, toilet, and tiles, circa 1985. (Photo by Frederic Lewis/Getty Images)

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