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I Know Exactly What Kind Of Professional Wrestler I Would Be

The Keyboard Warrior. I will dress like David Roth on every trip to the ring. I will carry a keyboard on me and use it as a foreign object in every match. My finisher will be The Tweet, in which I flap my arms like a bird before roundhouse kicking opponents in the balls.

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