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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: New England Patriots
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Ray Ratto
July 25, 2024
WNBA
A Mascot Skeptic Warns Of What Comes After Ellie The Elephant
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Ray Ratto
July 23, 2024
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NFL
The 18-Game NFL Season Already Feels Inevitable
118
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Ray Ratto
July 23, 2024
Wings Week
Wings Are What You Order When You’re Out Of Self-Respect
235
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Ray Ratto
July 16, 2024
Wings Week
All Hail The Winged Wheel Of Detroit
117
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Ray Ratto
July 15, 2024
MLB
The White Sox Can Be Eliminated On August 9, And Other All-Star Break Truths
125
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Ray Ratto
July 12, 2024
MLB
Save Paul Skenes’s Arm, For The All-Star Game
106
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Ray Ratto
July 12, 2024
Soccer
U.S. Soccer Is Happy To Make You Wait
113
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Ray Ratto
July 9, 2024
Arts And Culture
Don’t Look Now, But The British Tabloids Have Discovered The ESPY Awards
192
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Ray Ratto
July 9, 2024
MLB
Seven Ideas, Ranging From Sensible To Terrible, For Fixing The MLB All-Star Game
185
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Ray Ratto
July 7, 2024
Soccer
Sometimes Ugly Gets The Job Done
112
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Ray Ratto
July 7, 2024
NBA
Roster Flexibility Is A Flexible Term
64
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Ray Ratto
July 3, 2024
Soccer
U.S. Soccer Is Damned If It Does
209
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Ray Ratto
July 3, 2024
NBA
Klay Thompson Left It All In Oakland
98
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Ray Ratto
July 2, 2024
NHL
Paul Maurice Is A Gem
44
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Ray Ratto
June 25, 2024
NHL
Go Ahead And Start Shoveling Dirt On Alex Meruelo’s Coyotes
129
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Ray Ratto
June 24, 2024
NHL
It’s Connor McDavid’s Playoffs
29
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Ray Ratto
June 21, 2024
MLB
Willie Mays Was Baseball
199
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Ray Ratto
June 19, 2024
NBA
The Boston Celtics Are Champions, Among Other Things
121
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Ray Ratto
June 18, 2024
MLB
There Is No Replacing Mookie Betts
126
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Ray Ratto
June 17, 2024
Soccer
Nobody Does Dispiriting Wins Better Than England
100
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Ray Ratto
June 17, 2024
NBA
JJ Redick And Shams Are Back, Maybe
66
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Ray Ratto
June 16, 2024
Soccer
Ronaldinho Blames It All On The Deodorant
42
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Ray Ratto
June 16, 2024
NHL
The Playoffs Go Tinfoil
80
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Ray Ratto
June 16, 2024
NBA
Jerry West Never Left His Game
68
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Ray Ratto
June 12, 2024
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