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Will You Join The NFL Writers And Take Up Arms Against The TV Providers?

“This Is Not Hard,” Insists Adam Gase After Humiliating Loss To Dolphins

New York Jets coach Adam Gase walks on the field.

Mom, The Animatronic Dancing Skip Bayless We Got At Marshalls Is Being Weird Again!

This Is So Stupid

Skip Bayless in the middle of a dance, sort of.

Praising Patrick Mahomes Doesn’t Get Old

Quarterback Patrick Mahomes #15 reacts after a game winning touchdown pass to tight end Travis Kelce #87 of the Kansas City Chiefs during the second half of an NFL game against the Las Vegas Raiders at Allegiant Stadium on November 22, 2020 in Las Vegas, Nevada.

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Person Who Laughs So Hard She Sounds Like A Robot

Sports Highlight Of The Day

No High School Football Game Is Worth This, Man

High School Sports

Houston Texans President Picks The Best Time To Email Fans About His New Book On Business Success

Houston Texans president Jamey Rootes

The Trump Voter Fraud Hotline Was Very Rude And Did Not Appreciate My Helpful Information

This Is So Stupid

Attorney for the President, Rudy Giuliani, speaks at a news conference in the parking lot of a landscaping company on November 7, 2020 in Philadelphia.

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Marcus Maye’s Butt Pick Was The Only Thing That Went Right For The Jets Today

Marcus Maye of the New York Jets intercepts a ball by holding it against his butt.

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Gameplay from the mobile game Retro Bowl

The Houston Astros Are Now Free To Fuck Off

Houston Astros players sit in the dugout during Game 7 of the ALCS.

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Former quarterback Tim Tebow.