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Sabrina Imbler
October 17, 2024
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Sabrina Imbler
October 10, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
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When Two Rear Ends Are Better Than One
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Sabrina Imbler
October 7, 2024
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Get Yourself A Mate Who Will Be Your Sex Umbrella
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October 1, 2024
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Have You Considered Just Not Pooping?
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September 27, 2024
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This Fish Has A Leg Up On The Competition
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September 26, 2024
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Tiny Hippo Went Extinct Because It Was Not As Cute As Moo Deng, Probably
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September 19, 2024
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September 6, 2024
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Skink Outside The Box
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September 4, 2024
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Meet The Round Little Gymnasts In Your Backyard
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September 4, 2024
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Sphen The Gay Penguin Broke The Ice
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Sabrina Imbler
August 23, 2024
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Sabrina Imbler
August 22, 2024
Creaturefector
How A 170-Year-Old Lizard Finally Came Home To Jamaica
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Sabrina Imbler
August 14, 2024
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Is It Ethical To Be A Billionaire In Neopets?
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Sabrina Imbler
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How To Eavesdrop On A Seal In A Crowd Of 90,000
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