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College Basketball
The Ivy League Establishment Suppresses A Provocative New Idea: Brown Being Good
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Lauren Theisen
March 18, 2024
Chefector
The Cooking Implement Of The Day Is The Bent Spatula
192
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Lauren Theisen
March 14, 2024
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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NHL
Who’s Afraid Of The Vancouver Canucks?
28
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Lauren Theisen
March 14, 2024
NHL
Nobody Puts On A Show Like Vegas
39
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Lauren Theisen
March 13, 2024
NHL
Where Matt Rempe Goes, Trouble Follows
78
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Lauren Theisen
March 12, 2024
NHL
The Red Wings Are On Red Alert
22
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Lauren Theisen
March 10, 2024
College Basketball
Tennessee Never Saw Kamilla Cardoso’s Shot Coming
32
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Lauren Theisen
March 10, 2024
NHL
What Game Should I Watch?
57
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Lauren Theisen
March 7, 2024
NHL
The Devils Are In Hell
75
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Lauren Theisen
March 6, 2024
NHL
The Panthers Are On A Rampage
40
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Lauren Theisen
March 5, 2024
Pro Wrestling
Sting Went Out Crazier Than He Came In
85
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Lauren Theisen
March 4, 2024
Arts And Culture
Defector Music Club Reviews The People’s Radiohead Album
203
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Israel Daramola
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David Roth
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Giri Nathan
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Patrick Redford
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Lauren Theisen
March 4, 2024
NHL
Connor McDavid Is Bored By The Remarkable
24
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Lauren Theisen
February 29, 2024
MLB
How To Throw A Baseball And Live Forever
146
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Lauren Theisen
February 29, 2024
MLB
Enjoy Shohei Ohtani’s Dodger Highlights While They’re Still Harmless
111
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Lauren Theisen
February 28, 2024
NHL
The Rangers Have A Big Boy Who Fights
112
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Lauren Theisen
February 26, 2024
Pro Wrestling
John Cena Can’t Escape Vince McMahon’s Fantasy World
125
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Lauren Theisen
February 22, 2024
College Basketball
Invincibility Only Lasts Until It All Goes Wrong
46
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Lauren Theisen
February 21, 2024
NHL
The Kraken Need More Time In The Oven
36
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Lauren Theisen
February 20, 2024
NHL
Jagr Night Marred By Penguins Game
63
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Lauren Theisen
February 19, 2024
NHL
Columbus’s Biggest Believer Gets The Boot
36
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Lauren Theisen
February 15, 2024
MLB
The Padres Squandered The Greatest Gift
56
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Lauren Theisen
February 14, 2024
NHL
Shesterkin Shutout Stifles Squabble
20
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Lauren Theisen
February 13, 2024
NFL
Jauan Jennings Had The Best Game He’ll Ever Want To Forget
52
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Lauren Theisen
February 12, 2024
NFL
Show The Guys When They’re Happiest
129
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Lauren Theisen
February 12, 2024
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