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Lauren Theisen

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32 Teams, 29 Guys, One Building, And One Deity: Your Guide To The 2022–23 NHL Season

NHL
86Comments

At Least One Person Appreciated Kody Clemens’s Grand Slam

MLB
51Comments

Tie Goes To The Smoker

MLB
187Comments

The Braves Are Annoying And Unstoppable

MLB
113Comments

It’s Time For The Marlins And Nats To Be Their Most Diabolical

MLB
47Comments

Aaron Judge Is Smiling Through The Walks

MLB
83Comments

Dolphins Survive Butt Punt To Go 3-0

NFL
138Comments

Kansas Has A Football Team

College Football
63Comments

Max Scherzer Knows The Stakes

MLB
82Comments

The Lions Have A New Star Whose Prime They Can Waste

NFL
138Comments

It Should Be Illegal For Bad Teams To Walk Aaron Judge

MLB
78Comments

This Is The Weirdest At-Bat I’ve Seen In A While

MLB
94Comments

Bo Bichette Is Kicking Ass At The Perfect Time

MLB
42Comments

Aaron Rodgers Needed Davante Adams

NFL
95Comments

Sicko-Hour Tennis: Bad For The Body, Great For The Soul

Tennis
23Comments

A Jersey Flip Is Unsatisfying But Jean Segura Tried His Best

MLB
29Comments

AEW Is Burning

Pro Wrestling
149Comments

The Padres Have A Month To Avoid Humiliation

MLB
29Comments

Daniel Elahi Galán Gave The U.S. Open A Post-Serena Show

Tennis
22Comments

Oh Christ, It’s Getting Late And The Cardinals Are Hot Once Again

MLB
109Comments
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