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The Canucks Aren’t Ready For Their Comeback

Rogers Arena in Vancouver, Canada

The Predators Are Winning Like Crazy Just To Tread Water

Viktor Arvidsson and Roman Josi celebrate after a goal

Oh God, Oh No, I’m Actually Feeling Optimistic About The Detroit Red Wings

Jakub Vrana warms up

The Masters Was Will Zalatoris’s Coming-Out Party

Will Zalatoris plays a shot

The Legend Of Akil Baddoo Grows By The Day

Akil Baddoo celebrates

The Canadiens Aren’t Thinking About Next Year

Eric Staal celebrates his overtime goal

NHL Quickly Distances Itself From Referee Shenanigans

Referee Tim Peel

USC’s Demolition Of Kansas Was The Scariest Performance Of The Tournament

College Basketball

Evan Mobley of the USC Trojans dunks the ball

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Big Weirdo Cameron Krutwig Bowled Over Illinois For A Spot In The Sweet 16

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Cameron Krutwig celebrates a basket.

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Texas Played The Clumsiest Game Of Basketball Ever And Still Almost Won

College Basketball

Brock Cunningham #30 of the Texas Longhorns falls over Coryon Mason #20 of the Abilene Christian Wildcats

The Rangers, Without Their Coaches, Whooped The Flyers’ Asses

Mika Zibanejad #93 and Pavel Buchnevich #89 of the New York Rangers

The Islanders Are Very Good, But They Don’t Have Alex Ovechkin

Alex Ovechkin

Making Illinois And Loyola Bracket Neighbors Is A Devious Move And I Couldn’t Be More Excited

College Basketball

illinois basketball team and loyola chicago mascot

Purdue Calls In Large Teen To Retrieve Ball

Defector Up All Night

zach edey knocks the ball off the top of the basket

The Team Formerly Known As The MSU Spartans Request That Everyone Stop Making Fun Of Their Awful Sponsored Name

College Basketball

Tom Izzo

Cade Cunningham Plummets Down NBA Draft Boards After Blowing A Fast-Break Dunk

Defector Up All Night

Cade Cunningham goes up for a dunk

Dan Gilbert Demands Both Your Money And Your Undying Love

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NBA Arena Audio Somehow Invaded AEW’s Broadcast And Ruined A Match

screencaps from AEW Dynamite and Mavericks-Spurs

Malfunctioning Horn Goes Off Every Minute, On The Minute, In Lightning–Red Wings

referee checks on broken horn