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The Brendan Lemieux Biting Saga Ends With The Best DoPS Video Yet

Brian Kelly’s Farewell To His Players Was As Weaselly And Hilarious As You’d Expect

College Football

Playing Against The Flames Sucks

The Senators’ Rebuild Is Far From Done

There Has To Be Someone Better Than Tim Boyle

How Did The Anaheim Ducks Get This Fun This Fast?

The Islanders Really Need To Come Home

How Do NFL Players Still Not Know That Ties Exist?

Give Robert Hunt A Retroactive Touchdown

Scorebug Inflation Must Be Stopped

Media Meltdowns

PSG Player Arrested After Masked Men Attack Teammate

Phantom Doink Torments Bears Fans

The Fourth-Down Revolution Must Not Lose Momentum

Hey, You! Come Chat With The Defector Staff

Wrestling Has Jon Moxley’s Back

Too Many Injuries

Has Jorge Soler’s Home Run Hit The Ground Yet?

Leon Draisaitl Has Thrown His Hat Into The Scoring Race

This Onside Kick Was A New Low For The Jaguars

The Red Wings’ Kids Are Even Better Than Advertised

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