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The Islanders’ Most Important Player Is Vulnerable Only To Friendly Fire

Semyon Varlamov #40 and Scott Mayfield #24 of the New York Islanders celebrate

Every Good Player In Houston Texans History Is Pissed At Them

J.J. Watt #99 of the Houston Texans walks off the field with Deshaun Watson

Even Without Their Best Player, The Lightning Can Still Be A Monster

Brayden Point #21 of the Tampa Bay Lightning celebrates a goal

31 Teams, 30 Guys: Your 2021 NHL Season Preview

Picture taken in the 30s shows Chamonix's ice hockey players.

All That For Just Another Alabama Title

Death to the NCAA

Head coach Nick Saban of the Alabama Crimson Tide gestures to fans

Now More Than Ever, We Need Hockey Guys Being Dudes

Nate Schmidt #88 of the Vancouver Canucks reaches for the puck

I Don’t Know What The Answer Is, But It’s Definitely Not More Cops

Members of the Swat team patrol and secure the Statuary Hall

Ryan Tannehill Uncorked An Absolutely Gorgeous Throw To Win The AFC South

Ryan Tannehill #17 of the Tennessee Titans looks to pass

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Kirk Cousins And Matthew Stafford Delivered Some Great Performances When Their Teams Needed Them Least

Kirk Cousins #8 of the Minnesota Vikings scores a fourth-quarter touchdown

I Hope To God I Never Understand How This Ryan García Knockout Really Feels

Luke Campbell kneels on the canvas after a body shot by Ryan Garcia

The Bills Played Bold Football And Had A Hell Of A Good Time

Josh Allen #17 of the Buffalo Bills runs the ball

Watch Out, The Seahawks Have A Defense Now

The Seattle Seahawks defense celebrates a stop on third down

The Failed Fumble Recovery In The End Zone Is The Worst Way To Score And I Love It

Saints player lays face down in the end zone after failing to recovery a fumble

Even The Ads For College Football Are Stupider This Year

Death to the NCAA

These Are Not The Same Old Browns

Baker Mayfield #6 of the Cleveland Browns celebrates a touchdown

The Rams Danced On The Grave Of The Patriots Dynasty

Cam Newton #1 of the New England Patriots is sacked by Aaron Donald #99 of the Los Angeles Rams

Proud Hoosiers, Now Is The Time To Take Up Arms Against Your Hated Buckeye Neighbors

This Is So Stupid

Demarcus Elliott #94 of the Indiana Hoosiers applies pressure to quarterback Justin Fields #1 of the Ohio State Buckeyes

Chase Young Was There When Washington Needed Him Most

Chase Young #99 of the Washington Football Team celebrates

You Take The Playoffs Every Time

Madre Harper #45, Jabrill Peppers #21 and Isaac Yiadom #27 of the New York Giants celebrate an interception

Sting’s Return Proves There’s Nothing Like Wrestling Nostalgia

Sting on AEW Dynamite