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Antoine Griezmann Is Eating Shit With A Smile
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Billy Haisley
September 9, 2022
Soccer
The Erling Haaland Show Has Only Just Begun
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Billy Haisley
August 29, 2022
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Soccer
Newcastle United Is Betting Big On Alexander Isak
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Billy Haisley
August 26, 2022
Soccer
Cut It Out, Kevin
62
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Billy Haisley
August 21, 2022
Soccer
Wilfried Zaha Is The Mid-Table King
42
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Billy Haisley
August 21, 2022
Soccer
Hallelujah, Gabriel Jesus Has Returned!
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Billy Haisley
August 14, 2022
Soccer
Manchester United Is So Pitiful That I Almost Feel Bad
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
If An Overhead Kick Is Scored In Paris, Does It Make A Sound?
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
Is Women’s Soccer Leaving Home?
88
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Billy Haisley
August 3, 2022
Soccer
He Doesn’t Want To Come To Your Sorry-Ass Club, Gary
107
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Billy Haisley
July 29, 2022
Soccer
This Is England?
128
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Billy Haisley
July 27, 2022
Soccer
Barcelona Is Back, For Better And For Worse
39
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Billy Haisley
July 18, 2022
Rays Week
Relegated Watford Pretends That Everybody Loves Rey Manaj
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Billy Haisley
July 12, 2022
Soccer
Mapi León Is One Of A Kind
23
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Billy Haisley
July 10, 2022
Soccer
Inter Is Giving Us Our Romelu Lukaku Back
26
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Billy Haisley
July 1, 2022
Soccer
It Doesn’t Get Better Than That
159
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Billy Haisley
May 20, 2022
Soccer
To Get True Equal Pay, The USWNT And USMNT Had To Break The Mold
84
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Billy Haisley
May 18, 2022
Soccer
It’s Still A Little Too Early For Arsenal
122
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Billy Haisley
May 17, 2022
Soccer
The Premier League Relegation War Is The Best Show In Town
146
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Billy Haisley
May 9, 2022
Soccer
The Champions League Is For Mentality Monsters
38
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Billy Haisley
May 5, 2022
Soccer
Long Live Real Betis, Kings Of The Cup
34
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Billy Haisley
April 25, 2022
Soccer
Real Madrid Will Not Go Gently Into That Good Night
41
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Billy Haisley
April 14, 2022
Soccer
PSG Is Such A Waste
51
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Billy Haisley
April 12, 2022
Soccer
The Players Make The Game
33
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Billy Haisley
April 6, 2022
Soccer
The USMNT Is Going To The World Cup
154
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Billy Haisley
March 28, 2022
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