So, the results of this year’s Baseball Hall of Fame vote are in and it looks like … nobody got in! Great. That’s great. Everyone did great.
Perhaps nobody on Earth is as Not Mad about this turn of events than Curt Schilling, a true patriot and collector of totally normal, unconcerning memorabilia who certainly does not need the approval of a bunch of sportswriters to feel good about himself. And he can prove it!
Thank you for your continued support of Defector. Who would you have voted into the big dumb baseball museum?