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An Epidemiologist Explains The Challenges Of Vaccinating A Neurotic Nation

A patient receives a COVID-19 vaccination on February 4, 2021 in Federal Way, Washington. Swedish Medical Center held a mobile vaccination clinic at the Pacific Islander Community Association of Washington to serve racial and ethnic minority groups disproportionately affected by COVID-19.

What Our Family Members Thought Of Defector In 2020

Father and son play with a toy train set as mother and daughter look on circa 1940's.

There Is No Quarterback Too Obscure To Replace Dwayne Haskins

Washington quarterback Dwayne Haskins, uhh, stinks.

Things Are Going Extremely Normally For The Clippers

Clippers head coach Tyronn Lue looks confused and distressed.

To The Screeching Horror Of Jets And Browns Fans, Jets Beat Browns

A referee signals "touchdown" behind a Jets player whose conflicted expression is inscrutable.

NBA Big Men Are Not Yet Dunking With Mid-Season Form

Rudy Gobert of the Utah Jazz looks miserable.

Mankind One Step Closer To Dominion Over Star Juice

The huge and impressive KSTAR tokamak.

The Detroit Lions Must Hire Us To Coach Them In Battle Against The Buccaneers This Saturday

This Is So Stupid

Coaches' headsets just waiting to be worn, by bloggers.

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Washington’s Quarterback Situation Keeps Getting Dumber

Washington quarterback Dwayne Haskins wears his mask improperly, like a real goof.

Lions Special-Teams Coach Approaches Maximum Subterfuge, Is Fired

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE - DECEMBER 20: C.J. Moore #49 of the Detroit Lions is tackled short of a first down by Nick Westbrook #15 of the Tennessee Titans for a turnover on downs on a fake punt during the fourth quarter of the game at Nissan Stadium on December 20, 2020 in Nashville, Tennessee. (Photo by Frederick Breedon/Getty Images)

Alex Smith Will Not Suffer A Football-Related Injury To Either Of His Legs For At Least One Week

Washington Football Team quarterback Alex Smith lies crumpled on the turf after being tackled. He's fine! Both legs are intact.

Hibernating For One Year Has Turned Me Into A Toxic Blob

Pizza The Hutt from the movie Spaceballs.

Trash Animals Send Delegates To Landmark Council Of Garbage Feasters

The Great Outdoors

A cartoon possum, raccoon, and skunk huddle around a table.

The Cleveland Baseball Team Is Already Making A Big Mess Of Their Own Name Change

Fans hold up a Chief Wahoo sign at a Cleveland baseball game.

This Is Getting Awkward For The Rockets

LAKE BUENA VISTA, FLORIDA - SEPTEMBER 12: James Harden #13 of the Houston Rockets reacts during the third quarter against the Los Angeles Lakers in Game Five of the Western Conference Second Round during the 2020 NBA Playoffs at AdventHealth Arena at the ESPN Wide World Of Sports Complex on September 12, 2020 in Lake Buena Vista, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images)

The Chargers Have Once Again Been Owned By Time Itself

Chargers head coach Anthony Lynn talks with an official.

Dan Bailey Probably Kicked His Job Into The Toilet

Dan Bailey attempts a field goal.

Kicking The Ball Out Of Your Opponent’s Hand Is In Fact A Very Cool Thing To Do On A Football Field

A slow-motion look at Kylie Fitts of the Cardinals karate-kicking the ball loose.

Teeth Are Horrifying

A cartoon of Dwight Eisenhower from a French poster in 1953.

Dan Mullen Was Embittered, And That Is Good Enough For Me

Death to the NCAA

Dan Mullen, in happier times, covers his face with a visor.