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Set Aside Life’s Worries And Chat With The Defector Staff

It Is Terrifying When Joel Embiid Falls Over

Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 57

The Wizards Are Circling The Drain, Forever

One Verse Of ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire,’ But About The Brooklyn Nets

This Is So Stupid

Please Savor This Clip Of A Half-Frozen Alex Rodriguez Tempting Fate At Lambeau Field

Life's Rich Pageant

You Will Simply Never Guess Which NBA Goon Wrought Bodily Destruction From A Routine Play

Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 51

Metaverse Company Blames Unlikely Third Party For Recent Misfortunes Following Termination Of 76ers Partnership [Update]

Life's Rich Pageant

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Maitreyi Anantharaman

The Low Blows, Billowing Bedsheets, And Huge Disgusting Poop Of July 11, 1996

Infinite Replay

Russell Westbrook Identifies An Area Of Concern: “I Can’t Make A Fucking Shot”

The Ben Simmons Situation Seems Further From Resolution Than Ever

Let The Black Monday Bloodbath Commence

The Celtics Are Once Again Crappy And Unhappy

Lunkhead Broadcaster Chooses Exact Wrong Sequence Of Words To Describe Game-Winning Shot

Media Meltdowns

76ers New Metaverse Partner Somehow Getting Weirder

Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 34

Let’s Dream Big About Evan Mobley

A Soothing Interview With A Master Of Slow-Motion Bird Videos

What The Hell Is This Company The 76ers Just Partnered With?

Maitreyi Anantharaman

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