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It’s Time For The Marlins And Nats To Be Their Most Diabolical

My, how the tables have turned. I have spent months, even years, looking down on two of MLB’s most woebegone franchises—the Washington Nationals and the Miami Marlins. Often in private and sometimes in public, I have disrespected their rosters, scoffed at their team-building “philosophies,” and rolled my eyes when their irrelevant games exist to prevent […]

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At Least The Nationals Are Finding Novel Ways To Suck

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You Can Only Win A Trade For Juan Soto

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What Sort Of Person Wants To Own A Baseball Team Without Juan Soto On It?

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Nationals, I Beg You, Please Do Not Trade This Puke Man Who Makes Me Barf

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Juan Soto Plays For The Hot Stove Now

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Everyone In This Story Is A Clown!

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Simply Become A Juan Soto Fan

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Juan Soto Is For Sale

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To Jump Or Not To Jump, That Is The Question

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Juan Soto’s Season Has Been A Huge Bummer

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Let Joan Adon Chase Immortality, You Cowards

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Baseball Is So Fucking Hard, Man

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Nationals-Giants Game Begins With Gnarly Vomiting

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Did The U.S. Military Almost Shoot Down A U.S. Military Plane For Participating In A Military Appreciation Night Stunt In The U.S. Capital? No. Nothing To See Here.

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Goofy Baseball Blowouts Are Back

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Exasperated Buck Showalter Is The Early Star Of The MLB Season

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Rooting For The Home Team

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Thanks For The Bad Times, Ryan Zimmerman

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I Am Still Proud Of My Fast Son Trea Turner Who Was Sent Away From Me And Never Calls Home

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