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Even A Meteor Strike To The Dick Couldn’t Stop Connor Roberts

Wales upset Turkey today in Baku, Azerbaijan (?) thanks to a Gareth Bale masterclass and critical contributions on both ends of the pitch from right back Connor Roberts’s (in chronological order) dick, balls, and right foot. Minutes after Bale sent a penalty to the sky gods, Turkey was on the move. Left back Umut Meras […]

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