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Senators Owner Eugene Melnyk Sues Yacht Captain After Nightmare Christmas Vomit Cruise

In a universe similar to but more just than our own, Eugene Melnyk might still exist. The Ottawa Senators would exist, but he would not own them. This other Melnyk might be the same sort of person in that universe that he is in ours, but he would not be wealthy in the appalling, unethical, […]

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Eugene Melnyk, cast here as Thurston Howell III in a remake of Gilligan's Island.

Let’s Remember Some Senators

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Eugene Melnyk Never Met A Problem He Couldn’t Make Worse

Better Hate An Owner

Shane Pinto’s First Career Goal Highlights Sens’ Beatdown Of Habs

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Shane Pinto scores

You Asked For It. You Begged For It. You Prayed For It. Here It Is: Your Habs-Sens Open Thread

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VANCOUVER, BC - APRIL 22: Drake Batherson #19 of the Ottawa Senators is congratulated by teammates Tim Stutzle #18 and Brady Tkachuk #7 after scoring a goal against the Vancouver Canucks during the first period of NHL action at Rogers Arena on April 22, 2021 in Vancouver, Canada. (Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images)

Who Was Lady Byng, And What Was Her Deal?

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When Dominik Hasek Was A Senator, Everything Went Wrong

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TORONTO - OCTOBER 5: Goalie Dominik Hasek #39 of the Ottawa Senators readies for the play against the Toronto Maple Leafs at the Air Canada Centre October 5, 2005 in Toronto, Ontario.The Senators beat the Leafs 3-2 in the first ever official shootout in the history of the NHL.(Photo By Dave Sandford/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Dominik Hasek

What Has Guy Boucher Been Up To Since His Players Joked In A Car About How Much The Senators Sucked?

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Guy Boucher, head coach of Ottawa Senators during the 2017 SAP NHL Global Series match between Ottawa Senators and Colorado Avalanche at Ericsson Globe on November 10, 2017 in Stockholm.

The Original Ottawa Senators Were Winners, But Their Uniforms Were Not

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The Ottawa Silver Seven (Senators) in red black and white jerseys

Which U.S. Senator Would Most Thoroughly Be Obliterated By A Single Check From Brady Tkachuk?

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Brady Tkachuk of the Ottawa Senators checks Auston Matthews, much as he might check Ted Cruz

Sens Prolong Jets’ Woes With Thrilling, Tenacious 2-1 Win

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filip gustavsson celebrates with artem zub

Due To Popular Demand, Here Is Your Monday Night Jets-Sens Open Thread

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Nick Paul #13 of the Ottawa Senators celebrates his first period goal during an NHL game against the Winnipeg Jets at Canadian Tire Centre on April 14, 2021 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

How Could You Not Like The Drake?

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Drake Batherson #19 of the Ottawa Senators skates against the Toronto Maple Leafs at Canadian Tire Centre on January 15, 2021 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

The Senators’ “Baby Giraffe” Could Be The Answer

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VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA - JUNE 22: Mads Sogaard reacts after being selected 37th overall by the Carolina Hurricanes during the 2019 NHL Draft at Rogers Arena on June 22, 2019 in Vancouver, Canada. (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

The Ottawa Senators Have Even Failed At Truly Sucking

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Mike Reilly #5 of the Ottawa Senators skates against the Edmonton Oilers at Canadian Tire Centre on April 7, 2021 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

Sens Rookie Josh Norris Tries To Bring “Competitiveness Every Game”

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Josh Norris #9 of the Ottawa Senators tries to break free from the check of Tanner Pearson #70 of the Vancouver Canucks during NHL action at Rogers Arena on April 22, 2021 in Vancouver, Canada.

Senators Week Has Convened

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There Is Now Only One Thing I Want From This Weird NHL Season, And I Want It More Than Anything

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TORONTO, ON - FEBRUARY 15: Artem Anisimov #51 of the Ottawa Senators skates against the Toronto Maple Leafs during an NHL game at Scotiabank Arena on February 15, 2021 in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. The Senators defeated the Maple Leafs 6-5 in overtime. (Photo by Claus Andersen/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Artem Anisimov

The Senators Are Now Proud Allies Of The Sicko Community

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Drake Batherson #19 of the Ottawa Senators skates to the bench after scoring a second period goal against the Toronto Maple Leafs at Canadian Tire Centre on March 14, 2021 in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.

The Ottawa Senators Have Drop-Kicked Yet Another Adversary Straight Into Hell

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