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How To Piss On Mitch McConnell’s Grave: A Brief Explainer
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Drew Magary
March 19, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Did Mitch McConnell Poop His Pants In A Room Full Of People?
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Tom Ley
July 26, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Senators Week
Which U.S. Senator Would Most Thoroughly Be Obliterated By A Single Check From Brady Tkachuk?
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David Roth
May 4, 2021