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Report: Aaron Rodgers Being Considered For Dream Job As Attention-Getting Loser
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Tom Ley
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NBA
The NBA Is The Best At Showing Us The Worst
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Ray Ratto
January 12, 2024
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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NFL
Arthur Smith Left His Job Red And Mad
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Tom Ley
January 8, 2024
NFL
David Tepper Throws Drink At Fans, Becomes NFL’s Chief Jagoff
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Ray Ratto
January 1, 2024
NBA
The Pistons Are Pure Piss
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Tom Ley
December 27, 2023
NFL
David Tepper Got What He Paid For With Frank Reich
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Samer Kalaf
November 26, 2023
NFL
The Commanders Went Home Stinky And Demoralized
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Tom Ley
November 20, 2023
Soccer
Everton Hit With 10-Point Deduction For Being A Bunch Of Jagoffs
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Tom Ley
November 17, 2023
MLB
A’s Reliever Trevor May Retires, Tells Owner To “Take Mommy And Daddy’s Money Somewhere Else”
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Tom Ley
October 17, 2023
MLS
Chicago Fire Tries Bribing Fans To Attend Game Messi Might Not Play In
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Tom Ley
October 4, 2023
NFL
The Bears Are The Biggest Embarrassment
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Tom Ley
October 2, 2023
Soccer
Spain’s Soccer Federation Has Once Again Barfed Into Its Own Pants
112
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Tom Ley
September 19, 2023
NFL
What Will The Future Of NFL Ownership Look Like?
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Tom Ley
September 17, 2023
MLB
Jerry Reinsdorf Went McConnell Mode
182
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Ray Ratto
September 1, 2023
NFL
Moron Pushing Petition To Rename Commanders Has Long History Of Being A Moron
273
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Dave McKenna
August 23, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New York Jets
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Drew Magary
August 10, 2023
College Football
If It’s Northwestern Against The World, Lay The Points
168
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Patrick Redford
August 9, 2023
MLB
That’s What The Angels Get For Trying
119
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Tom Ley
August 8, 2023
Politics
Things Got Ugly At RFK Jr.’s Fart Dinner
363
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Ray Ratto
July 13, 2023
College Basketball
Bob Huggins’s Attorney Claims Resignation Was A Wife-Based Email Misunderstanding
130
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Tom Ley
July 9, 2023
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Mark Zuckerberg, I Will Give You Five American Dollars If You Choke Out Elon Musk
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Barry Petchesky
July 2, 2023
NBA
Isiah Thomas Will Always Find A New Situation To Fuck Up
121
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Ray Ratto
June 21, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Everyone Who Knows What Elizabeth Holmes Did Wrong, Step Forward (Not So Fast, The New York Times)
368
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Albert Burneko
May 8, 2023
This Is So Stupid
LIV Golf’s “Team Finder” Knows Which Of Four Sandwiches Describes Your Values As A Sports Fan
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Chris Thompson
March 13, 2023
College Basketball
Mark Adams Has Some Top-Notch Excuses For Saying Racist Stuff And Spitting On One Of His Players
324
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Tom Ley
March 6, 2023
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