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Lionel Messi And Christian Pulisic Should Trade Each Other For Their Transfer Rumors

Sports rumors are made almost entirely of Play-Doh in that they are cheap to make, cheap to buy, have many colors and are endlessly malleable. Thus, the time was right with the World Cup going on in the Eight Palaces of Perpetual Shame to drop a couple of Kool-Aid shooters. You know, lots of sugar, […]

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Cristiano Ronaldo Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Alienate People

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Please Keep Christian Pulisic Away From Manchester United

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Life Is Good When Manchester United Is This Awful

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Erik ten Hag Is Getting A Crash Course In Manchester United Dysfunction

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Manchester United Is So Pitiful That I Almost Feel Bad

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Barcelona Is Threatening Legal Action To Get Out Of A Contract It No Longer Wants

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He Doesn’t Want To Come To Your Sorry-Ass Club, Gary

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Window Shopping: Is Antony The Next Big Thing?

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Cristiano Ronaldo And Kevin Durant Can Choose To Leave, But Not What Comes Next

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Liverpool Has So Many Cool Guys

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The World No Longer Belongs To Ronaldo And Messi

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Anthony Elanga Is Here To Save The Day

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Mason Greenwood Arrested Following Rape And Assault Allegations

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No One Can Do It Like João Cancelo

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Manchester United’s Delayed Collapse Finally Arrived

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Cristiano Ronaldo Has Returned, And The Clock Is Ticking

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The Race For Erling Haaland Just Gets Crazier From Here

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There’s Very Little Worth Celebrating In Cristiano Ronaldo’s Return

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Manchester United Brought Back Cristiano Ronaldo Because Nothing Really Matters

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