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Madison Bumgarner Is Going Loudly, But Not Proudly
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Tom Ley
April 19, 2023
NBA
The NBA Playoffs Have Not Truly Begun Until Draymond Green Has Kicked Someone In Anger
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Chris Thompson
April 18, 2023
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MLB
Small Ball Returned To Torture Yu Darvish
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Tom Ley
April 11, 2023
NBA
The NBA Is Good When It’s Goofy
59
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Ray Ratto
January 24, 2023
NFL
Which Of These Was The Worst Trick Play Of All Time?
232
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Barry Petchesky
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Albert Burneko
January 23, 2023
NBA
Bulls Go For Two, Down Three
61
Comments
Giri Nathan
January 12, 2023
NBA
Stupid, Hilarious Loss Perfectly Sums Up Joyless Hawks Season
62
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Patrick Redford
December 22, 2022
NFL
The Patriots Lost On The Funniest Play Of The Year
247
Comments
Barry Petchesky
December 19, 2022
NBA
Rudy Gobert Gets Frustrated, Sweeps The Leg
33
Comments
Chris Thompson
December 4, 2022
College Football
Four Safeties And A Loss
69
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Patrick Redford
October 23, 2022
NBA
Ben Simmons Played Basketball
57
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Tom Ley
October 4, 2022
MLB
September Is Once Again Destroying The Phillies
100
Comments
Chris Thompson
September 30, 2022
Golf
OK, You Wise-Asses, Who The Fuck Made Bryson DeChambeau Light Himself Up With A Gallery Rope?
180
Comments
Albert Burneko
September 19, 2022
MLB
I Am Begging The Los Angeles Angels To Please Just Lose In Normal Ways
113
Comments
Chris Thompson
August 16, 2022
MLB
Trey Mancini’s Fairy Tale Came At The Expense Of Josh Lowe’s Face
76
Comments
Lauren Theisen
July 28, 2022
Defector Up All Night
We Must Praise This Golf Innovator
240
Comments
Tom Ley
July 25, 2022
MLB
Allow Me To Offer You This Bounty Of Humiliating Bloopers And Statistics Produced By The Boston Red Sox
191
Comments
Chris Thompson
July 25, 2022
MLB
To Jump Or Not To Jump, That Is The Question
118
Comments
Chris Thompson
July 8, 2022
Soccer
The USMNT Endured Baptism By Mud
52
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Patrick Redford
June 15, 2022
NHL
Oh God, Ryan Strome, Oh No
63
Comments
Barry Petchesky
June 10, 2022
MLB
Daniel Vogelbach Tripled, Chugged, Then Beefed
149
Comments
Samer Kalaf
May 18, 2022
Cycling
Cyclist Learns Painful Lesson About Hubris, Twice
62
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Patrick Redford
April 28, 2022
MLB
Tigers’ Boo-Boos Give Twins Remarkably Dumb Walk-Off Win
65
Comments
Patrick Redford
April 27, 2022
MLB
Angel Hernandez Is Incredible
250
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Tom Ley
April 25, 2022
Defector Up All Night
It’s Time To Wrap Up This NBA Season
156
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Tom Ley
April 4, 2022
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