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Hey, Does Anybody Know If The Warriors-Lakers Game Is Over Yet?
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Albert Burneko
March 17, 2024
Women's Basketball
JMU And Marshall Played The Funniest Basketball Game Of The Season
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Tom Ley
March 12, 2024
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Jordan Poole Falls, Declines To Take The Greatest Shot Of His Career
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Luis Paez-Pumar
March 7, 2024
NBA
Jordan Poole Is Just Gonna Pass The Ball Right To—Oh No Fuck Me!
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Tom Ley
February 23, 2024
NBA
Isaiah Stewart Punches Suns Opponent In Parking Lot Hours Before Grotesque Pistons Loss
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Giri Nathan
February 15, 2024
NHL
If This Wasn’t A Truly Filthy Hit, I Don’t Know What Is
156
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Barry Petchesky
January 26, 2024
NHL
Here’s How To Score On The Power Play Without Taking A Single Shot
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Kathryn Xu
January 23, 2024
NBA
The Warriors Are On A Two-Game Meltdown Streak
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Patrick Redford
January 11, 2024
NBA
Giving The Pistons A 20-Point Lead Is Like Giving A Baby A Knife
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Patrick Redford
January 10, 2024
Soccer
When Keeping It Highlight Reel Goes Wrong: Panenka Edition
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Billy Haisley
January 7, 2024
NHL
I Still Can’t Believe Patrik Stefan Missed The Net
69
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Barry Petchesky
January 4, 2024
NBA
The Pistons Might Never Win Again
102
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Ray Ratto
December 22, 2023
NBA
Jordan Poole Slipped In His Own Slime
70
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Chris Thompson
December 18, 2023
NFL
The Jets Have Excavated An Even Lower Level Of Quarterback Hell
142
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Chris Thompson
December 17, 2023
NFL
Nick Mullens Tossed The Interception Of A Lifetime
108
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Chris Thompson
December 17, 2023
NBA
Nobody Collapses Like The Warriors
37
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Patrick Redford
December 3, 2023
NBA
The Pistons Complete Their No-Win November
56
Comments
Giri Nathan
December 1, 2023
Soccer
André Onana Makes Manchester United Schadenfreude Taste A Little Less Delicious
52
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Billy Haisley
December 1, 2023
NBA
Jordan Poole Charts A New Frontier In Unseriousness
97
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Patrick Redford
November 21, 2023
NBA
The Wizards Are Exploring New Horizons Of Permanent Suckitude
116
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Chris Thompson
November 14, 2023
NBA
James Harden Is In The Mud
210
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Patrick Redford
November 13, 2023
NHL
God Bless The Maple Leafs’ Defense
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Barry Petchesky
November 9, 2023
NFL
Sam Howell Cannot Stop Getting Sacked
70
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Patrick Redford
October 23, 2023
MLB
This Is How A Team Pleads For Mercy
139
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Lauren Theisen
October 18, 2023
NFL
Jerry Jeudy Tries, Fails To Get Into It With Steve Smith
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Patrick Redford
October 13, 2023
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