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first day of school

FUCK YEAH! IT’S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

Holy shit! It’s here! It’s finally here! The first day of school! SOMEONE PINCH ME ON THE ASS SO I KNOW IT’S REAL! Eighteen months. Eighteen long, brutal, agonizing months I have waited for this day. Daydreamed about it. Rhapsodized over it in sonnets that I will not share with anyone else. God, pandemics are […]

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