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Soccer
Brentford Can Win Even When It Loses
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Billy Haisley
October 18, 2021
Soccer
Chelsea Is Unstoppable Right Now
82
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 20, 2021
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Soccer
The Correct Call Doesn’t Always Have To Feel Fair
47
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 29, 2021
Soccer
Romelu Lukaku Is Already Dominating At Chelsea
77
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 23, 2021
Soccer
Fans Make It All So Much Better
66
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 16, 2021
Better Hate An Owner
Roman Abramovich Owns A Club He’s Not Even Allowed To Watch
97
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Amos Barshad
June 3, 2021
Soccer
Timo Werner Can’t Stop Missing But Won’t Stop Trying
36
Comments
Billy Haisley
June 1, 2021
Soccer
Leicester City Did, In Fact, Blow It Again
94
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 23, 2021
Soccer
It Sure Looks Like Leicester City Might Blow It, Again
44
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 19, 2021
Soccer
Worst Part Of Soccer Ruins Best Part Of Soccer
88
Comments
Patrick Redford
May 17, 2021
Soccer
The Premier League Top Four Race Is Wide Open Thanks To Jorginho’s Boner
84
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 13, 2021
Soccer
Chelsea Is Terrifying, Even When It Can’t Finish Its Chances
80
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 7, 2021
Soccer
Chelsea Let Real Madrid Off The Hook
56
Comments
Billy Haisley
April 28, 2021
Soccer
Absolute Scenes As Rowdy British Lads Have Tossed The Super League Into The Rubbish Bin
191
Comments
Billy Haisley
April 20, 2021
Soccer
The European Super League Is Already Showing Cracks
140
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
April 20, 2021
Soccer
The Premier League’s Top Four Race Is Going To Be Nuts
69
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
April 5, 2021
Soccer
Mason Mount Has Become Chelsea’s Best Player
33
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 5, 2021
Soccer
Olivier Giroud Scores Fittingly Drab Golazo
37
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 23, 2021
Soccer
Thomas Tuchel Is Exactly What Chelsea Needs, For Now
29
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
January 26, 2021
Soccer
What’s Wrong With “What’s Wrong With Chelsea?”
39
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
January 4, 2021
Soccer
Christian Pulisic Is Healthy Again, Which Means He Is Back To Dominating
46
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 22, 2020
Soccer
All Hail Daniel Podence, The Premier League’s Reigning Short King
30
Comments
Billy Haisley
December 15, 2020
Soccer
Olivier Giroud Is Still, Somehow, Chelsea’s Best Option At Striker
40
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
December 3, 2020
Soccer
In One Window, Chelsea Became The Most Exciting Young Team In The Premier League
132
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 10, 2020
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