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Let’s Make Shrub, While There’s Still Time
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Chris Thompson
September 3, 2023
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All Cocktails Should Be Slightly Disgusting
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Chris Thompson
March 21, 2022
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Today’s Cocktail Is The White Rum Sour
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Chris Thompson
June 18, 2021
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Today’s Cocktail Is The Bloody Crusta
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Chris Thompson
May 31, 2021
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Today’s Cocktail Is The Bee Sting
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Chris Thompson
May 21, 2021
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Today’s Cocktail Is The Guy About Town
119
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Chris Thompson
May 7, 2021
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Let’s Make Our Own Damn Bitters And Remember The Great Happy Hours Of The Before Times
143
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Chris Thompson
April 7, 2021
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Let’s Make Some Delicious Limoncello, For It Is Limoncello Time
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Chris Thompson
March 11, 2021