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There Is Now Only One Thing I Want From This Weird NHL Season, And I Want It More Than Anything

Imagine P.K. Subban chirping from the crease, or Patrick Marleau one-upping Gordie Howe yet again by getting in net. Imagine Alex Ovechkin wearing hockey’s tools of ignorance, and somehow probably being really good at it. Imagine Joe Thornton’s beard spilling from his mask. Imagine Phil Kessel. We can have this!

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