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      <news:title>The Heat Are Drowning</news:title>
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      <news:title>Nobody Fails Like The New York Jets</news:title>
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      <news:title>The Crossword, Oct. 26: Putting Out Fires (Themeless)</news:title>
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      <news:title>Is Less Bad Still Good Enough?</news:title>
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      <news:title>Real Madrid Isn&amp;#039;t Dead Just Yet</news:title>
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      <news:title>The Valkyries Believe In Second Chances</news:title>
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      <news:title>Scapegoat Season Has Arrived For College Football</news:title>
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