Here We Go, The NBA Season Is About To Start For Real—Ah Shit Hold On

[Rubs hands together] Tonight is the night! Last night was not really the night, because only four NBA teams played. But tonight, oh baby, tonight we have a full slate of NBA action. Who else is ready to get this season off the ground smoothly and safely?

Dang!

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