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Defector Up All Night

Here We Go, The NBA Season Is About To Start For Real—Ah Shit Hold On

Houston Rockets
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[Rubs hands together] Tonight is the night! Last night was not really the night, because only four NBA teams played. But tonight, oh baby, tonight we have a full slate of NBA action. Who else is ready to get this season off the ground smoothly and safely?

Dang!

Thank you for your continued support of Defector. We’re going to be taking it easy for the next few days, but will have some cheerful holiday blogs for you to enjoy while we retreat to our rat-den homes and apartments to drink egg nog in the dark. I even heard a rumor that someone whose name rhymes with Bashley Kleinberg will be making an appearance on the site tomorrow.

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