The NBA features many young players who are cool and exciting and good. Zion Williamson, Luka Doncic, etc. These young basketball men are destined for greatness, or at least for lucrative contract extensions. Unfortunately, not all bouncy young athletes can enjoy professional success in the sport of hoops; some of them are C.H.U.D.-men from the landfill and suck mondo ass. Below is a list of this latter group.
Marvin Bagley III
Troy Brown Jr.
Dennis Smith Jr.
CORRECTION: Somehow, two players dropped off of this list between when I first wrote it and when it published on the website. Please see the two players below, who belong on this list.
Wendell Carter Jr.
Please discontinue any and all excitement about these bozos. Thank you.