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The Low Blows, Billowing Bedsheets, And Huge Disgusting Poop Of July 11, 1996

The first round went decisively to the underdog, and Golota kept up the pressure in the second, notwithstanding a low blow that drew a warning from referee Wayne Kelly. No more than two of us at a time witnessed the events of the fight’s opening rounds: Such was the strength of this crap and its unimaginable aroma that it would quickly overwhelm and overpower whoever was wielding the plunger; as there were two other people in this room who badly needed to use the befouled toilet, wrestling the beast into submission became a tag-team effort.

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Tyson Fury Ended Deontay Wilder

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This Might Be The Worst Reading Of A Fight Decision Ever

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“My Friend Is Here To See The Girls”

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Naoya Inoue Turned This Dude Into A Frickin’ Piece Of Paper And Then Just Crumpled Him Up Right In The Middle Of A Boxing Ring On Live TV

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This Boxing Match In The Rain Was The Perfect Undercard Bout For Paul/Mayweather

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Tito Ortiz’s Brief, Stupid Tenure As A Politician Comes To An End

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Kamaru Usman Earned His Missing Exclamation Point

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A Man Can’t Live On His Own

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MMA Fighter Loses Fight Due To Finger Falling Off And Getting Lost

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