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Soccer
A Most Meaningless Clásico Was A Meaningful Ass-Whooping
28
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Luis Paez-Pumar
March 21, 2022
Soccer
Who Can Fix Atlético Madrid?
33
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 8, 2022
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Soccer
Wow Would You Look At That, Barcelona Is Still Miserable
35
Comments
Billy Haisley
January 23, 2022
Soccer
Gavi, Noooo! (But Also, Yesss.)
13
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 9, 2022
Soccer
Vinícius Go Boom
25
Comments
Billy Haisley
December 6, 2021
Soccer
Antoine Griezmann Is Really Fucking Good Again, Even If Atlético Madrid Isn’t
10
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 8, 2021
Soccer
Barcelona Has Hit The Reset Button
40
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 29, 2021
Soccer
Real Madrid Beat Barcelona In The Least Classic Clásico In Ages
11
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 24, 2021
Soccer
Ansu Fati Is Renewing The Faith
21
Comments
Billy Haisley
September 28, 2021
Soccer
Antoine Griezmann Was Barcelona’s Inexcusable Excess
56
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 2, 2021
Soccer
Barcelona Is The Perfect Mess For A Player Like Martin Braithwaite
32
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
August 17, 2021
Soccer
Lionel Messi Is No Longer Barcelona’s
134
Comments
Billy Haisley
August 5, 2021
Soccer
Real Madrid’s Past Killed Zinedine Zidane’s Future
43
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 27, 2021
Soccer
Atlético Madrid Won La Liga The Hard Way
28
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
May 23, 2021
Soccer
Luis Suárez Saves The Day
36
Comments
Billy Haisley
May 18, 2021
Soccer
Real Madrid Will Not Be Denied
32
Comments
Billy Haisley
April 16, 2021
Soccer
So Many Things Had To Go Wrong So This Goalie Goal Could Exist
46
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 21, 2021
Soccer
Let’s Dive Into Barçagate, Barcelona’s Latest And Nuttiest Scandal
90
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
March 3, 2021
Soccer
Pedri Makes Barcelona’s Bad Season Worth It
26
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 14, 2021
Soccer
Luis Suárez Is As Regular As An Old Man Eating Bran
47
Comments
Billy Haisley
February 1, 2021
Soccer
Eden Hazard’s Time At Real Madrid Is Only Getting Bleaker
43
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 30, 2020
Soccer
Lionel Messi Pays Homage To Diego Maradona After Scoring Goal
21
Comments
Billy Haisley
November 29, 2020
Soccer
Real Sociedad’s La Liga Lead Is No Fluke
23
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 2, 2020
Soccer
Barcelona And Sergio Busquets Are No Longer Made For Each Other
15
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 25, 2020
Soccer
Ansu Fati Has Barcelona Looking Back To The Future
26
Comments
Billy Haisley
September 29, 2020
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