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Samer Kalaf

Managing editor of Defector.

The Pouncey Twins Were Loyal To All The Wrong People

Steelers lineman Maurkice Pouncey, and Dolphins lineman Mike Pouncey

If The Dallas Stars Are Truly Patriotic, They’ll Play The National Anthem 50 Times Before Each Game

This Is So Stupid
Mark Pysyk #13 of the Dallas Stars and Denis Gurianov #34 of the Dallas Stars take the ice against the Chicago Blackhawks at American Airlines Center on February 09, 2021 in Dallas, Texas.

Jack Easterby Has Now Outlasted The Houston Texans President

Houston Texans president Jamey Rootes

Gisele Is Ready To Prove She’s No System Supermodel

Defector Up All Night
Tom Brady #12 of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers celebrates with Gisele Bundchen after winning Super Bowl LV at Raymond James Stadium on February 07, 2021 in Tampa, Florida.

Dustin Johnson’s Drive Absolutely Nails Some Poor Sap

Defector Up All Night
A volunteer at the Saudi International standing but bent over after being hit with a Dustin Johnson drive

Houston Texans Hire Future Fall Guy


New Lions Coach Dan Campbell Is Ready To Bite Some Kneecaps

Dan Campbell, new head coach of the Detroit Lions, speaks at a presser.

In One Of His Final Acts As President, Donald Trump Pardons Brian Urlacher’s Brother


Was Tom Brady Crud Tonight?


Drew Brees Now Has Lots Of Free Time To Respect The Flag

Drew Brees #9 of the New Orleans Saints reacts to a play against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the first quarter in the NFC Divisional Playoff game at Mercedes Benz Superdome on January 17, 2021 in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Jakub Voracek Adds Spice To Otherwise Dull Presser By Calling Reporter A “Weasel”

Jakub Voracek of the Philadelphia Flyers sits at a table for a presser.

The Fate Of The Buffalo Bills Rests On The Shoulders Of—Sorry, Who Is That?

A Buffalo Bills fan holds up a very bad drawing of quarterback Josh Allen.

Jack Easterby Can’t Possibly Mean This Much To The Houston Texans

Jack Easterby speaks onstage during the 16th Annual Super Bowl Gospel Celebration at ASU Gammage on January 30, 2015 in Tempe, Arizona.

Rams Defense Punked By Future ‘Jeopardy!’ Guest Host

Aaron Rodgers #12 of the Green Bay Packers runs against Leonard Floyd #54 of the Los Angeles Rams for a 1-yard touchdown in the second quarter during the NFC Divisional Playoff game at Lambeau Field on January 16, 2021 in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

The New York Rangers Are Censoring Tony DeAngelo’s Right To Be Dogshit On The Ice

Tony DeAngelo of the New York Rangers is partially responsible for a goal by Mathew Barzal of the New York Islanders

NBC Hockey Broadcast Replaces Asshole With Another Asshole

Former head coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Mike Babcock, yells at referees or his own players

The Houston Texans Are Doing All They Can To Alienate Their Star QB

Owner Cal McNair of the Houston Texans

If There Are No Consequences, It’ll Only Get Worse

A member of a pro-Trump mob shatters a window with his fist from inside the Capitol Building after breaking into it on January 6, 2021 in Washington, DC.

The Worst Tweets Of 2020

Year In Review
A cartoon image of a blue bird with X's for eyes and tire tracks across its body.

That One’s On The Rams

Head coach Sean McVay of the Los Angeles Rams watches a replay during the second quarter of a game against the New York Jets at SoFi Stadium on December 20, 2020 in Inglewood, California.
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