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Apes Spin On Vines To Get High Because They Haven’t Discovered Whippits

March 17, 2023

More Like Chunkleosteus

March 6, 2023

NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4

Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)

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Pee Pee Pew Pew!

February 28, 2023

Thorvald, World’s Oldest European Hedgehog, Was Killed By Dog At Age 16

February 24, 2023

A Quest For A Beautiful Toad Instead Discovers A Silent Frog

February 23, 2023

Meet Pittsburgh’s Extraordinary Naked Mole-Rat Queens

February 21, 2023

Let Me Hold Your Hand While I Eat Bugs Out Of Your Hair

February 17, 2023

Large Adult Orca Sons Are A Terrible Burden On Their Poor Mothers

February 9, 2023

Whoopsies! Fossil From The Dawn Of Life Actually Just Bees

February 3, 2023

Justice For Flamingo, Who Did Not Consent To Being Dyed Pink

February 2, 2023