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Is Drinking 40 Sips Of Water With Your Hand, Like A Cat, Every Morning “More Efficient” Than Using A Glass? An Investigation

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My cat, on the rim of a sink, next to a running faucet

The Phillies Are Reportedly Looking To Get Worse

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Zach Wheeler pitches in a grey Phillies uniform (red cap) in the 2020 season

Here Is The Totally Believable Way The Jets Lost

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No. 11 on the Raiders celebrates in the end zone as a Jets player sighs behind him

Is It Ethical To Use A Fantasy Football Loophole To Start A Player Out Of Position?

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Taysom Hill throws the ball

Alex Trebek Was A Part Of Our Lives

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Alex Trebek stands in front of a Jeopardy! board

The Trump Presidency Ended Next To A Porno Shop

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Trump supporters outside a Trump legal team press conference

What Could Daryl Morey And Elton Brand Possibly Have To Talk About During Several 10-Hour Meetings?

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A scene of a meeting from Office Space, a Mike Judge film.

Bears Receiver Javon Wims Just Started Punching A Guy

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Bears Javon Wims punching C.J. Gardner-Johnson

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Jon Brown Finally Made A Field Goal That Mattered, Sort Of

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Jaguars kicker Jon Brown attempts a field goal. Lions players have their hands up to try to block it.

Concern Trolling About NBA Ratings Has Always Been The Loudest Dog Whistle

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The National Anthem at the NBA Finals

Unpacking Jon Rothstein’s Latest Catchphrase, “Wilder Than A Goat Rodeo”

College Basketball

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A goat rodeo, with a tweet from Jon Rothstein on it, it says "College basketball scheduling in 2020: Wilder than a goat rodeo"

Arsenal Mascot Gunnersaurus Axed, Possibly Brought Back By Mesut Özil

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Gunnersaurus, the Arsenal mascot, which is a big green dinosaur in a red Arsenal jersey, walks up the steps escorted by some people in suits.

The Repetition Of Super Mario Bros. 35 Is Why I Love It

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The title screen of Super Mario Bros. 35

This Implausible 90th-Minute Goal Should Probably Have Been Disallowed

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A player stops a goalie's throw with his foot, and the ball bounces into the net

Eagles Punt To Salvage Tie Against Bengals

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A split image. One side shows Donovan McNabb after a tie in 2008. The other shows Carson Wentz after a tie in 2020. Both games were against the Bengals.

This Chonky Cat Is 29.5 Pounds

Life's Rich Pageant

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A title card. It has a man (Dan McQuade) holding a giant fat cat. He's wearing a Garfield hoodie (the man, not the cat). The header says "DEFECTOR: Dan McQuade in Cats Love Me. Episode 1: Lasagna."

Fan Manages To Disrupt Baseball Game With No Fans

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A fan stands in the stands and disrupts the game at Fenway Park

The Wildwood Boardwalk T-Shirts Of 2020

Life's Rich Pageant

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It’s Beginning To Set In That The Eagles’ Super Bowl Was A Fluke

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Carson Wentz, in his Eagles No. 11 jersey, walking off the field looking dejected

Here’s Two Minutes Of The Sunday Night Football Broadcast Drooling Over An Empty New Stadium

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A screenshot from NBC of the new Los Angeles stadium