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AI Golf Commentary Is A New Frontier In Dullness

April 5, 2023

The Strain Of Sucking Mondo Ass Is Wearing On Anthony Rendon

April 4, 2023

NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4

Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)

Buy Your Tickets Now →

LIV Golf Bozos Hope To Storm The 18th Green In Masters Triumph

April 4, 2023

Instead Of Showing Financials As Promised, Orioles CEO John Angelos Offers Three Minutes Of Deranged Horse Shit

March 31, 2023

This Is So Stupid

Baseball!

March 30, 2023

Media Meltdowns

Brian Windhorst’s ESPN Article Wipes Detail About Stephen Silas Weeping After A Game

March 29, 2023

The Dallas Mavericks Now Emit The Stench Of Death

March 27, 2023

College Basketball

Julian Strawther’s Lunatic Confidence Gave Gonzaga Their Best Shot

March 24, 2023

This Is So Stupid

This Will Not Be Finished Until Mike Trout Is Allowed To Pitch To Shohei Ohtani

March 22, 2023

Trea Turner Is Now Also A God Of Dingers

March 20, 2023