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Reports Of Agua Passing Under The Bridge Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Jesús Sánchez Makes It Interesting

Whew! Mike McCarthy Narrowly Escaped The Evil Tricks Of A Cruel Universe

Throw These Slow-Playing Bozos In Baseball Jail

Please Do Not Throw Baseballs At Shohei Ohtani

The NBA Won’t Allow John Wall To Be Much More Than A Burden

Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination

Max Scherzer Got Here By Being A Maniac

Defective Letters: “You Are Bing Ass Hole”

Defective Letters

The Orioles Must Help Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Hit For The Triple Crown

Wander Franco Is Streaking

World Cup Qualifier Halted So That Four Premier League Players Can Be Deported

Wild-Eyed Golf Man Heroically Sprints Through Final Round

More Like Juan Solo

Shelby Rogers Takes Good Notes

Cardinals Manager Mike Shildt Stops Game So Everyone Can Watch Nick Castellanos Embarrass Him

John Smoltz Moves Closer To Escaping His Personal Hell Of Watching Baseball

Vlad Jr. Is Smashin’ Baseballs

We Need A Better Poster Boy For A Healthy Heckling Discourse Than Big Stupid Asshole Bryson DeChambeau

Trent Dilfer Apologizes For Roughing Up Phil Dawson’s Son During High School Football Game

High School Sports

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