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Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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Funbag

If You Don’t Sell Large Pizzas, Fuck You

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Lauren Theisen

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Golf

Cameron Smith Would Be The PGA Tour’s First Reason To Worry

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Chris Thompson

I Am Begging The Los Angeles Angels To Please Just Lose In Normal Ways

Carolina Panthers v Washington Commanders

Why Your Team Sucks

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Washington Commanders

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David Roth

Former President Donald Trump's follow-through on a drive during a LIV Golf pro-am event at his golf club in Bedminster, NJ. He looks boiled.

LIV Golf Invitational – Bedminster – Pro-Am

Politics

America’s Id Will Defend Itself At All Costs

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Maitreyi Anantharaman

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - MAY 08: A'ja Wilson #22 of the Las Vegas Aces is guarded by Ezi Magbegor #13, Breanna Stewart #30 and Jewell Loyd #24of the Seattle Storm during their game at Michelob ULTRA Arena on May 08, 2022 in Las Vegas, Nevada. The Aces defeated the Storm 85-74. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.

Seattle Storm v Las Vegas Aces

WNBA

Bring On Some More A’ja-Stewie Battles

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Tom Ley

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Soccer

Darwin Núñez, Sir, You Got Owned

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Kathryn Xu

Chicago White Sox v Tampa Bay Rays

Simply Throw Your Best Pitch A Lot

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Typing

Sabrina Imbler

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Freya The Walrus Should Still Be Alive

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Patrick Redford

EAST BERNARD, TEXAS - AUGUST 28: The East Bernard Brahmas walk to the locker room before the high school football game against the Edna Cowboys on August 28, 2020 in East Bernard, Texas. (Photo by Tim Warner/Getty Images)

2020 High School Football Season Kicks Off in Texas

Aqib Talib’s Brother Turns Self In After Fatal Shooting At Youth Football Game

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Life's Rich Pageant

Wife Needs Crudités!

Detroit Lions v Seattle Seahawks

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: Seattle Seahawks

Milwaukee Brewers v St. Louis Cardinals

The Real Albert Pujols Is Still In There Somewhere

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Albert Burneko

Real Madrid's David Alaba celebrates scoring Madrid's second goal in a 2-1 La Liga win over UD Almeria

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David Alaba’s Left Foot Is Always Ready To Win A Game

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Billy Haisley

Gabriel Jesus of Arsenal nearly scores during the Premier League match between Arsenal FC and Leicester City at Emirates Stadium on August 13, 2022 in London, England.

Arsenal FC v Leicester City – Premier League

Hallelujah, Gabriel Jesus Has Returned!

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Ray Ratto

Tottenham Hotspur's Italian head coach Antonio Conte (R) and Chelsea's German head coach Thomas Tuchel (L) shake hands then clash after the English Premier League football match between Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur at Stamford Bridge in London on August 14, 2022.

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Who Needs Goals When You’ve Got Managers Fighting?

Zach Wilson of the New York Jets walks to the locker room after an injury against the Philadelphia Eagles in the first half of the preseason game against the New York Jets at Lincoln Financial Field on August 12, 2022 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

New York Jets v Philadelphia Eagles

Zach Wilson Is Hurt, And The 49ers Are Hopeful

Bruno Fernades of Manchester United looks dejected during the Premier League match between Brentford FC and Manchester United at Brentford Community Stadium on August 13, 2022 in Brentford, England.

Brentford FC v Manchester United – Premier League

Life Is Good When Manchester United Is This Awful

Fernando Tatis Jr. of the San Diego Padres looks on during the second inning of a baseball game against the Philadelphia Phillies June 23, 2022 at Petco Park in San Diego, California.

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The Fernando Tatis Jr. Drama Has Only Just Begun

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Kelsey McKinney

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Zillowing Out

A $700,000 Home We Could Absolutely Fix If It Would Just Let Us

Washington Football Team Announces Name Change to Washington Commanders

Media Meltdowns

Commanders Team President: A Bloo Bloo Bloo Wah Wah

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Clown-Ass Umpiring Brings Little League World Series Qualifier To Sudden, Unjust Ending

LEEDS, ENGLAND - AUGUST 06: Tyler Adams of Leeds United during the Premier League match between Leeds United and Wolverhampton Wanderers at Elland Road on August 6, 2022 in Leeds, United Kingdom. (Photo by Marc Atkins/Getty Images)

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